What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Randomize
