your thong is hanging out like whoa
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
