i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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