Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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