So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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