Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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