Well douche your snatch and let's go!
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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