i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
worst night to have a conscience
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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