just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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