Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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