If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
