"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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