So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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