Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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