So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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