Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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