508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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