I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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