She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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