I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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