Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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