But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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