your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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