How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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