I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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