I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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