I love black thongs
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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