Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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