Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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