i may or may not be watching the land before time
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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