We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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