ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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