After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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