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Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I love you.
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