My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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