Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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