i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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