Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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