I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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