So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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