So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
i've created a new STD.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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