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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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