Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
