: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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