i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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