I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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