You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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