hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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