So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You need a sexual gate keeper
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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