I just gift wrapped bread.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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