Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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