Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
