so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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