so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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