I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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