I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
